When we were
both young, we had said
that we’d grow old together,
see each other’s
weddings, be there when
(and we knew it would be
only a matter of
the divorces came.
We were so
knowing you take love
where you can get it
you take victory
where you can claim it
knowing full well that
the world is filled with
for you and me.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
How many… notes is that…?
The last time I saw this was when it was at ~50 notes….
SOMEONE SEND THIS INSANITY TO JEFF DAVIS RIGHT NOW OMFG
SAID THE WHOLE INTERNET